Dear Arizona:
Arizona, I used to love you. I thought you were beautiful and the home of my favorite hero of all time Doc Holliday too bad I now hate you. So this is my first “work vent” session. But it is well deserved. I have been working on this project for the past two weeks. It should have taken about 3 days however, my entire office could not figure out how to read the data sheets so it took me longer. Anywho. I finished today, and after it is all said and done I hate Arizona with a passion. they are attempting to claim an award (from who knows?) because they have had a 100% House and Senate Retention Rate for 12 years. First off, who thinks that’s a good idea and why would you want that? And 2nd thats impossible because of something called term limits. But whatev. So according to my research sneaky little home of tombstone has been cheating the system by saying if an incumbent looses in the primary election they can’t lose in the General election. Which in turn means every incumbent that runs in the general election wins. Well I’m sorry to say sir, but if you loose you loose. you’re a loser, not a winner and definitely not an incumbent. Thanks for taking up 3 weeks of my life, really appreciate it.
If you won your election two years ago, ran again but lost in the primary, you still lost and your state doe not have a 100% incumbent retention rate. Just because you technically didn’t loose you most certainly did not win ….stupid Arizona
“Rule of Thumb: if someone is sitting at your old desk getting paid for what you used to do, you can not call yourself and incumbent.” HAHA thanks laura
